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Every Sphincter Factory A-hole comes shrink-wrapped on a sturdy 2" x 5" card. The A-hole itself is anatomically correct and is made from a master bronze mold created by a leading New England sculptor. This is not some cartoony "What the heck is that?" novelty item...it really does look like an asshole!

Great care was given to selecting the material from which our A-holes are crafted. After much research, we selected a pleasing pink shade of pliable rubber, sort of like what baby doll arms are made of. They squish a little, but they definitely retain their shape and detail. These are swell assholes!

The package back includes a short "greeting" that says it all!

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