WHEN WILL MY ORDER BE FILLED? We begin the fulfillment process as soon as your payment is accepted. We use an accredited, secure credit card merchant, so in most cases, the transaction is completed very quickly. It generally takes 7-10 days for the recipient to receive the hole from the time you place your order.

IS IT REALLY ANONYMOUS? At sendahole.com, we're "anal" about your anonymity!  Our A-Holes are mailed in plain brown envelopes using only our corporate return address, and are marked "Personal & Confidential" for the recipient of your choice.  See the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy stated on this site for complete details about our anonymity policy.

CAN I BUY SPHINCTER FACTORY ASSHOLES UNPACKAGED IN BULK? Soon...but not yet. We plan to offer loose, unpackaged "Bag o' Bungs" in the near future, but for now the only way you can get them for yourself is to send them to yourself. A female customer from New York City ordered half a dozen and keeps them in her purse to discourage assholes who hit on her in bars. Another guy wrote to tell us he leaves them on the windshields of cars that double-parked next to him. So keep checking back...we're definitely on the case.

DO YOU SHIP AROUND THE WORLD? No. we currently ship only to U.S. addresses. But there's no reason why YOU can't buy one and re-send it to someone abroad. However, if you do, we obviously can't guarantee anonymity.